Buying an MP3 Player
You're buying a cheap MP3 player. You have two options:
- Option A: Buy one a mile away @ $40
- Option B: Buy the same one twenty miles away @ $20
"Option B, of course! High-five!" you scream.
Why?
- "It's 50% off!"
- "I'll save $20!"
- "I'll net $10 in extra gas!"
Good. We've established that you're a thrifty, financially-wise person. High-five-to-you.
On your way home...
As you're driving back listening to your new mp3 player, Tito and Primo start pointing and laughing at your sissy Pinto.
"Mutha-!@#@!" you start crying like a little bizattchi.
"But hey, that's okay. I've been eyeing that new V8 M3 anyway. Tow-dow!"
Buying a New Car
Your two options:
- Option A: Buy it a mile away @ $50,020
- Option B: Buy it twenty miles away @ $50,000
"Option A, of course! It's only a $20. What's the big deal?! I'd rather not drive the extra miles. Yay!"
But, wait -- check that human psychological phenomenon:
- You'd rather drive twenty miles to save $20 on Item A.
- But, you'd rather not drive twenty miles to save $20 on Item B?
It's probably because with big ticket items, you think:
- "Hey, I'm not saving a lot of money percentage-wise."
- "Why worry about the 0.01% of the total price?"
But You Wait Just Right There!
Pinpoint the subtle difference for a bit:
- Saving $20 on a $40 item.
- Saving $20 on a $50,000 item.
Wait for it... Wait for it...
- You're saving the same !@#$^% thing.
- You're saving the same !@#$^% thing.
- You're saving the same !@#$^% thing.
- You're saving the same !@#$^% thing.
- You're saving the same !@#$^% thing.
Tow-dow.
The Trouble with Big-Ticket Items
People buying new cars think all those "little" $20 first-aid kits, $200 trunk mats, $300 covers, and all those other little yaddas are frickin' steals.
That's how people and businesses become poor:
- First, they buy something big.
- Then, that big-ticket majigga desensitizes them to "littler" $300 items here, $500 items there, $450 over there.
"Buying those little buggers won't affect me much!"
Bankrupteezy.
Do a Reverse Ownage Instead
Johnny's about to sell your company $35K worth of computers.
Then, he tries to upsell you some accessories.
Politely tell him no -- and do this:
- Can I get a $20 discount on the order? It's only $20.
Win.
(Sure, win even more by upping the discount. Remind him it's "puny" compared to the total.)
Heed the little buggers.
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Darren Meyer
Posted @ 08:11 AM on November 29, 2007
* Option A: Buy it a mile away @ $50,000
* Option B: Buy it twenty miles away @ $50,020
Um, why on *earth* would I drive 20 miles to spend $20 *more* on something? Is it possible you meant option B to cost $49,980?